As I write this tears flow down my face. The new video of the moment is actually shots from the documentary "This is Spinal Tap" of Spinal Tap performing some of their greatest hits.
Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight
Little girl, it’s a great big world but there’s
only one of me
You can’t touch ‘cause I cost too much but
Tonight I’m gonna rock you
Tonight I’m gonna rock you
Tonight!
You’re sweet but you’re just four feet
And you still got your baby teeth
You’re too young and I’m too well hung
Tonight I’m gonna rock you
Tonight I’m gonna rock you
Tonight!
You’re hot, you take all we got, not a dry
seat in the house
Next day, we’ll be on our way
Tonight I’m gonna rock you
Tonight!
Chorus:
Little girl, it’s a great big world, but there’s
only one of me-
Big Bottom
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
Hell Hole
The windows dirty the mattress stinks
This ain’t no place to be a man
Ain’t got no future, ain’t got no past
And I don’t think I ever can
The floor is filthy the walls are thin
The wind is howling in my face
The rats are peeling, I’m losing ground
Can’t seem to join the human race.
Chorus:
Yeah, I’m living in a hell hole
Don’t want to stay in this hell hole
Don’t want to die in this hell hole
Girl, get me out of this hell hole.
I rode the jetstream, I hit the top
I’m eating steak and lobster tails
The sauna’s drafty, the pools too hot
The kitchen stinks of boiling snails.
The taxman’s coming, the butler quit
This ain’t no way to be a man
I’m going back to where I started
I’m flashing back into my pan.
Chorus:
It’s better in a hell hole
You know where you stand in a hell hole
Folks lend a hand in a hell hole
Girl get me back to my hell hole.
Rock and Roll Creation
When there was darkness and the void was king
and ruled the elements,
When there was silence and the hush was almost deafening
Out of the emptiness
Salvation, rhythm and light and sound,
Twas the rock and roll creation
Twas a terrible big bang
Twas the ultimate mutation
Ying was searching for his yang
And he looked and he saw that it was good.
When I’m alone beneath the stars and feeling insignificant,
I turn within to see the forces that created me
I look to the stars and the answers are clear
I look in the mirror and see what I fear
Tis the rock and roll creation
Tis the accident reversed
Tis the rolling of the ocean and the rocking of the earth
And I looked and I saw that it was good
Heavy Duty
No light fantastic ever crosses my mind
That meditation stuff can make you go blind
Just crank that music to the point of pain
Wh ^Yy waste good music on a brain
Chorus:
Heavy, Duty
Heavy duty rock and roll
Heavy duty
Brings out the duty in my soul
I see you dancing there in front of the band
You’re playin’ the solos with no guitar in your hand
I don’t pull no punches I wouldn’t waste your time
And just cause it pays, that ain’t no crime
Heavy, duty
Heavy duty rock and roll
Heavy duty
Brings out the duty in my soul
Don’t need a woman, I won’t take me no wife
I get the rock and roll and that’ll be my life
No page in history baby- that, I don’t need
I just want to make some eardrums bleed
Heavy, duty
Heavy duty rock and roll
Heavy duty
Brings out the duty in my soul
